Last night Lib Dem MP Steve Darling’s guide dog @rthonjennie momentarily crossed the floor and fraternised with Labour MPs during a division.
— Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) March 20, 2025
Today she gets a doggy dressing down from Lib Dem Chief Whip Wendy Chamberlain. https://t.co/Zt1XbpozmJ pic.twitter.com/xNbFB98acD
hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like baby you are supposed to be a mental disorder please stay in your line
— ً (@ppyowna) March 15, 2025
https://t.co/9KIC3ZVvWn pic.twitter.com/eCCLy9sCGm
— critter (@BecomingCritter) March 17, 2025
Thank you for being honest @grok https://t.co/4o9TVuBi2y
— Flying Dutch Fella 🇺🇦🇳🇱🇪🇺 🇬🇪🇨🇦🇬🇱 (@FlyingDutchPall) March 17, 2025
Many will recognise this…… pic.twitter.com/aMl6vwXa9D
— dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 (@dave43law) March 18, 2025
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) March 19, 2025
Never let anyone tell you the Oxford comma isn't important. https://t.co/RIXUp9oU3Q
— Bert’s Books (@bertsbooks) March 19, 2025
Someone said #TheTraitors is just ITV’s Golden Balls in a Scottish castle and I can’t stop thinking about it pic.twitter.com/4mYBCawTVX
— The Traitors HQ (@the_traitors_) March 19, 2025
NASA's stranded astronauts have landed safely back on earth thanks a rescue mission by Space X and, more surprisingly, Tunnock's Tea Cakes pic.twitter.com/cX26CrQiPJ
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 19, 2025
.@SkyNews pauses rolling news on Heathrow shutdown and goes to ad break – and first commercial is from @British_Airways promising to open up the world to you. Umm. Not today….
— Jon Sopel (@jonsopel) March 21, 2025
Great stat from my friend Dan Prosser here! https://t.co/h6gUmwsQiq
— Karun Chandhok (@karunchandhok) March 21, 2025
Gary Oldman giggling at farts dubbed into his movies, then laughing 'til the tears roll down his cheeks, may well be the happiest minute of your day. pic.twitter.com/ObaDXuAkhX
— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) March 18, 2025
I would like for this to mean that Sia has three different children that are all named Somersault. I know this is not the reality. but there is so much I don’t like about this reality. would you really begrudge me the chance to build a new one? A better one? with 3 somersaults? https://t.co/rh5DuCv1t5
— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) March 19, 2025
We have an old colour laser printer at work and all the toner cartridges are the exact same size. Wondered if swapping the colours round would work. Yup. And it is baffling the living fuck out of everyone. One colleague spent 5 hours trying to fix it via their print settings
— fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) 2025-03-18T17:25:02.368692+00:00
the second redbull seat is the real world equivalent of being the defence against the dark arts professor in harry potter
— bella ☆ fuck mclaren (@bellacherriie) March 21, 2025
i don't want yuki to be promoted, i want him to stay on a team that supports him, see liam embarrass himself for a full season AND THEN yuki goes to another team
— ro (@wllmsrcng) March 21, 2025
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